JELLIES – THEY WERE CLAMMY & ICKY IN THE 80’s – DON’T BE FOOLED BY THE BRIGHT SHINY COLORS GIRLIES

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Listen, I am all about throw backs to earlier fashion eras, I mean it’s all about recycling, re-investing, re-establishing, but just because a trend was popular way back when, doesn’t mean it was right. Sometimes trends just luck out.  I mean look at Vanilla Ice or better yet Milli-Vanilli (I always mix those two up, 80’s pop diarrhea)  it seemed like  a great idea to have two hot boys lip sync to catchy pop songs – except OOPS, what happens when they have to sing live.  Well there you go, Milli Vanilli-  was not thoroughly thought through. I feel the same about the jelly shoes.  They’re truly horrible.  They belong on girls ages 2 to10 no assembly required. That’s it. That’s all I will give it.  And please store owners, on the jelly accessory front –  I know there are probably warehouses full of these un-bio-degradable fluorescent Madonna rubber bracelets, but maybe they too should just stay in the warehouse back in The Philippines for another 40 years, then MAYBE they will cool again, we’re not ready yet….

Love, Camille

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